Jameela Green Ruins EverythingI think we got off on the wrong foot, with you telling me I had to be killed and then me getting all upset about it. Lets start again. My name is Jameela, and Im a writer. What do you do, besides . . . assassinations Is that a hobby or more of a full time thing Jameela Green has only one wish: to see her memoir on the New York Times bestseller list. When that doesnt work out, she decides that her best next step is to make a deal with God, so she heads