Brain ExploderYoure employed by The SDCP: The Sanitation Department for Classified Pests. Fancy as it might sound on paper; its about the worst job youve ever worked. Think regular pest control, but the critters you deal with talk, nest in the brains of other organisms to pass unseen, can digest anything from flesh to metal, and yearn for world domination. After a couple months at this, youve become pretty desensitized to blowing peoples brains out with an
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