PooemsEveryone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And they go for a POO OOO OOOOOO!!! But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when