This Is Not A Pipe Body LotionThe Scent: Demeter's This Is Not A Pipe cologne just smells like a pipe. This is the way we feel about our scents. It's not the thing itself, but it's a very particular experience of it. A beautiful concept. We're going to lie in the grass and dwell on it for a bit The Inspiration: OK, we couldn't help ourselves. Keep reading, and you will understand what we mean. Blame that formative Art History course. And all that post modern literature in college.