What Rhymes with Bastard?The hilariously candid story of an unbelievably dysfunctional and disintegrating relationship. When her beloved Jack got banged up in a mental hospital after trying to sail down the Thames in a makeshift raft, Linda didnt take the hint. Instead, she married him and moved to San Francisco, where she planned to get ahead. Alas, her blue skied visions hadnt included unemployment, arguments, or Jacks desire to sleep with as many women as he could get his