Jason Mason and the Flightless Bird FiascoJason Mason and the Flightless Bird Fiasco brings you the extraordinary tale of Jason Mason, a pretty average kid with a twist. He's the kind of kid who gets to play a dog in the school play, buys a hotdog only to drop it on the ground, and believes his classmate when she claims to own a Maserati. But there's one more thing about Jasonhe's actually a secret agent. Wait . . . What? You won't believe what happens when a giant, extinct, flightless bird