How to Avoid Being Eaten By Sharks … and other adviceA collection of hilarious, nonsensical, witty, and mischievous subjects the best (and worst) advice for growing up. There is one sure fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Dont go in the ocean. How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to skateboard someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brothers bed? In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice