I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like: A Comprehensive Compilation of History’s Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and SimilesFrom the author of Oxymoronica and Viva la Repartee, a comprehensive, fun compilation of the use of metaphor, analogy and simile throughout literary history, with copious examples throughout. The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart. Describing something by relating it to another thing is the essence of