Make Sure You Die ScreamingWhen their mother calls with news that their MAGA pilled, conspiracy theorist father has gone missing, the newly unemployed queer narrator of Make Sure You Die Screaming does what anyone would do: steals their ex boyfriend's BMW and races from Chicago to deep red Arkansas on a mission to kidnap their estranged father and bring him home. Now, with a bottle of premixed margarita jiggling in the cupholder and the narrator's brand new garbage goth bestie,
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